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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem:
The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick.
Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.
One day the ship had an accident and sunk.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word.
This went on for several days.
After a week the parrot finally said:
"Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat ?
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A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch, and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, and a slice of apple pie.
As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside.
The bikers came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger out of his hand and took a huge bite from it.
The second one drank the trucker's coffee,
and the third wolfed down his apple pie.
The truck driver didn't say a word.
He simply got up, paid the cashier, and left.
When he was gone, other motorcyclists snickered to one another and congratulated each other on being so "bad."
As the cashier walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled,
"He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the cashier replied.
"He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."
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A hip young man goes out and buys a 1999 Ferrari GTO -- the best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin, and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped
(both looking about 90 years old)
pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks,
"What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "A 1999 Ferrari GTO. They cost about a half million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked.
"Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"
"Sure," replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, WHHHOOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.
WHHHOOOOOSSSHHH! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"
Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! WHHHOOOOSH-KA-BOOOOM!!!
He is jolted back as it plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!!
Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain.
He runs up to the old man and says "You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man weakly looks up and replies, "Yes there is, son. Could you please unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
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A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men,showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, where as women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this for awhile and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, "What?"
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Teacher: "Did you know it takes 10 sheep
to make 1 sweater?"
Student: "I didn't know that sheep could knit !"
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem:
The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick.
Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.
One day the ship had an accident and sunk.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word.
This went on for several days.
After a week the parrot finally said:
"Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat ?
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A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch, and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, and a slice of apple pie.
As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside.
The bikers came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger out of his hand and took a huge bite from it.
The second one drank the trucker's coffee,
and the third wolfed down his apple pie.
The truck driver didn't say a word.
He simply got up, paid the cashier, and left.
When he was gone, other motorcyclists snickered to one another and congratulated each other on being so "bad."
As the cashier walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled,
"He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the cashier replied.
"He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."
For more jokes go to: LIST OF JOKES
A hip young man goes out and buys a 1999 Ferrari GTO -- the best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin, and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped
(both looking about 90 years old)
pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks,
"What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "A 1999 Ferrari GTO. They cost about a half million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked.
"Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"
"Sure," replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, WHHHOOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.
WHHHOOOOOSSSHHH! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"
Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! WHHHOOOOSH-KA-BOOOOM!!!
He is jolted back as it plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!!
Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain.
He runs up to the old man and says "You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man weakly looks up and replies, "Yes there is, son. Could you please unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
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A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men,showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, where as women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this for awhile and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, "What?"
For more jokes go to: LIST OF JOKES
Teacher: "Did you know it takes 10 sheep
to make 1 sweater?"
Student: "I didn't know that sheep could knit !"
For more jokes go to: LIST OF JOKES
The innovative hindi funny jokes from original funny irish jokes to novel joke s that make paramount amazingly funny jokes like superlative jokes of life with more well-liked hindi short funny jokes.
The entharalling something funny glorious free funny videos splendid rude jokes astonishing silly jokes mindboggling funny videos on youtube.