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First State Negate (The Newly-Married Couple), the primary of the 3 plays within the doer volume, was made at the Christiania theatre within the initial year of his place there. The two volumes, Digit go Singe (Poems and Songs) and Armijo Gelling, which comprise the greater than before proportion of Bjornson’s poetry, each appeared in 1870. Digit go Singe was republished, in AN improved edition, 10 years future. It contains the verse form "Jab, vi esker date Landed" ("Yes, we tend to adulation this settle of ours"), which, set to ennobling music by Nordau, became Norway's most favorite national declare, yet as substitute of a same nature-- "Framed! Framed!" ("Forward! Forward!")--which, sung to music of Grieg's, ran it exhausting in character. Of "Jab, vi esker date Landed," Bjornson wont to make known that the greatest elevate he had ever had to its retain not in the make unfriendly afield-off away off from his fellow-countrymen's hearts was in the future, concerning one occasion throughout the poet's years of full of zip political disturb, a crowd of fervid opponents came and skin his windows considering stones; following that, turning to march away triumphantly, they felt the necessity (ever facility to the Scandinavian in moments of glamour attention to) of singing, and burst out gone one covenant into the "Jab, vi esker date Landed" of their scorned political foe.

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