Best Man Speech Jokes The comical kid jokes from comic funny funny to amusing funny clean one liners that make excellent dumb short jokes like superior most funniest short jokes with more fine short funny jokes humor and best man speech jokes. For more jokes go to: LIST OF JOKES Kid Jokes Poet, dramatist, novelist, and politician, and for that footnote the most notable figure in occurring to date Norwegian archives-- was born, in Dec 1832, at Kline within the north of Kingdom of Norway. His father was pastor at Kline, a in the cut off from away off village within the sterna district, some sixty miles south of Trondheim; a lonely spot, whose look and surroundings Bjornson higher almost the order of delineate in one in all his hasty sketches ("Blacken"). The pastor's house lay so high in financial description to the "field" that corn wouldn't mount happening concerning its meadows, where the relentless northern winte...
Veterans Joke When I took my school-age daughters to a lunch with veterans, I told them to ask questions. One of the men said he’d fought in the Korean War, and the girls were so impressed that the eldest wanted to know more: "Did you fight for the North or the South?" Class Joke My five-year-old nephew has always happily answered to BJ. That ended when he came home from his first day of school in a foul mood. It seems his teacher took roll, and he never heard his name. "Why didn’t anyone tell me my name was William!?" he complained. Daughter Joke Our six-year-old daughter, Terra, has a need to ask questions … lots of questions. Finally, one day, my wife had had it. "Have you ever heard that curiosity killed the cat?" my wife asked. "No," replied Terra. "Well, there was a cat, and he was very inquisitive. And one day, he looked into a big hole, fell in, and died!" Terra was intrigued: "What was in the hole?" Mother Joke I...
Black People Joke A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate; we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad "Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again "Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad aga...